Friday, April 6, 2018

YogAPRIL FOOLing!

Q: Why doesn't it take much to feed a giraffe?
A:  Because a little goes a l-o-n-g way!
We practiced pyramid pose, extending the l-o-n-g neck of the giraffe.


Q: What did the sea say to the shore?
A:  Nothing~it just waved!


Q:  What do you give a dog with a fever?
A:  Mustard~it's the best thing for a "hot dog!"
We practiced a flavorful, downward facing dog pose!

Q: What holds up the moon?
A:  Its beams!

"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne"
"Dwayne who?"
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwownding!"
We used the boat pose to pretend being in a bathtub.

Here's some HINKY PINKIES.  A Hinky Pinky is a riddle with a rhyming answer.

What do you call an "all-right chimp?"
A FUNKY MONKEY

What do you call a "skinny horse?"
A BONY PONY

What do ghosts ride at the amusement park?



A GHOSTER COASTER

We practiced being still and quiet for 2 MINUTES!  That's no APRIL FOOLS!!

We practiced "Swim, Duckie, Swim" Breath during final relaxation.  The toy seemed to bobble on the ocean waves as we breathed . . . 


See you next Thursday for YOGA ~ again, that's NO APRIL FOOLS!!


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